We are not DEAD! PLUS.....The car is still pseudo alive!
Really its not that bad!
We update this so very often and it seems to be with non-stop technical jargon. I decided in the midst of looming deadlines, cracking whips, and a pounding drum to crack out this little bit for all of you.
As stated, I think, we pseudo ran the event WAY back in October. Lots of blood, parts trying to leave the car inadvertently, and general yelling. Not near enough Vodka.....Yes, we need to include this spirit much more in the next race. Plus when put in a bottle of water or glass, people are none the wiser! I love scotch, but you cannot fit in without the breathe giving you away. Try this tomorrow at work. It is Friday right? You deserve a party!
Wait....where was I? Oh yeah......The artists rendition of the Lemons race. He was never there and when someone told him it was a car race he muttered something unintelligible about sticks, donkeys, his toilet paper, and a new box. So maybe this has nothing to do with the race at all?Since the last event many things have happened. Most of it we cannot remember, but we have done some things. First and foremost, we looked at the engine. We decided that it is crap! No really. All told, we think we made a total amount of horsepower of UNDER 30. Notice I did not say Max, but rather total. Somehow, this works, but I refuse or can't explain it. We are locating a riding mower now for a engine swap! Hopefully with a Kohler
New power of the car! Plus possibly mid-engine?????We also have plans to change the theme slightly. We made the car run, and it perform
ed slowly for some 16 laps, so we were unimpressed. Now, we need speed. With the new found engine option, and the fore site of a Greek god we thought long and hard. We came up with realization that though mystical, mythical, and possibly wise Unicorns had to be fat and lazy. Those stupid fat lazy unicorns caused the problems.
ed slowly for some 16 laps, so we were unimpressed. Now, we need speed. With the new found engine option, and the fore site of a Greek god we thought long and hard. We came up with realization that though mystical, mythical, and possibly wise Unicorns had to be fat and lazy. Those stupid fat lazy unicorns caused the problems.Since the BS theme stuff wasn't helping our cause, we thought we would revert back to the awesomeness of the original car we have. Make it a correct Mustang Cobra II. Then we thought, 
why stop there!?!? We will combine the awesomeness and never ending wonder of a late 70's supercar, with the wonderment of another icon. The Escort Cosworth. PLUS! a Dash of Mustang SVO. Only the most awesome 
mustang ever built utilizing parts sitting around from a Lincoln that you can purchase direct from the dealer.
why stop there!?!? We will combine the awesomeness and never ending wonder of a late 70's supercar, with the wonderment of another icon. The Escort Cosworth. PLUS! a Dash of Mustang SVO. Only the most awesome mustang ever built utilizing parts sitting around from a Lincoln that you can purchase direct from the dealer. Want to see the car now? Well you can't! Why? Cause I'm tired! We should get something up soon, maybe. If you want to see it, you should tell us. Then maybe we will put up something.
